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It seems the chickens of Sweden have been following the liturgy of Dana Lyons, and are surreptitiously trying to turn Swedes off their meat, with Chicken Run obviously acting as an instructional video to the revolutionary chickens.

Over the past week people from the across Sweden have been finding shards of glass in their chicken [1,2,3]. Glass has been found in a range of fresh and frozen chicken products from a number of different companies, with no link yet found between the cases.

Now I am just awaiting the final stage of the attack – chickens in choppers. While Sweden does have an extensive system of air-raid alarms and shelters, the alarms are rung on the first Monday of every month at 3:00 pm. This is the most obvious time of attack, as everyone knows to ignore this alarm.

But I’ll be ready …

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